Dude, this is Classic!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, not only was I cracking up reading the article, I also was cracking up seeing the names of the people. Damn man, BC's messing up my reputation...The real BC doesn't need a blow up doll!


By TERRI SANGINITIThe News Journal
02/28/2006
Four Maryland men, seen sprinting to their car outside a Laurel market, were arrested on burglary charges after state troopers found a cache of stolen sex products stashed in the getaway car.State police recovered 177 pornographic DVDs, three sex toys, a blow-up doll, six pornographic magazines and other assorted sex products. Altogether, the items were valued at $3,540, state police said today.The seizure followed a break-in Sunday at the A-1 Exotic Video and Book Outlet on U.S. 13 and Sussex 462, east of Laurel, police said.Troopers charged Bryant M. Carter, 18, and Benjamin I. Denson, 20, both of Salisbury, with burglary, felony theft, two counts of criminal mischief, two counts of conspiracy, possession of burglary tools, attempted theft and attempted burglary.The two suspects were committed to the Sussex Correctional Institution after failing to post $9,000 bail each.Some of the charges stemmed from an attempted burglary early Feb. 22 at Jim’s Video Games near Laurel. In that case, the two reportedly fled empty-handed after trying to break into the occupied store, but the person inside wrote down the registration number of the 1996 Acura Integra and gave it to police, court records said.On Sunday, a state trooper checking on the property outside the Route 13 Market, saw four men running out of the building about 11:14 p.m. toward a green Acura Integra parked across the street.“Many sexual-related items were observed in plain view in the Acura,” police said in court records.Carter later told detectives that he drove Denson and two other men – Taven L. Parker, 19, and Tyrone A. Parker, 20, also of Salisbury – to the adult bookstore near Laurel.He said they “shot out the glass door with a BB gun,” and then they “all went inside and removed items,” police said.Taven and Tyrone Parker were each charged with burglary, felony theft, criminal mischief, conspiracy and possession of burglary tools in the Sunday night break-in.They were committed to Sussex Correctional Institution in lieu of $5,500 bail.