Straight Outta Philly

Here's my ode to Dieter (http://bubsers.typepad.com/epistemic/) leaving Philly, courtesy of some modified NWA Lyrics, yes there are some bad, bad words boys and girls, so if you never listened to Gansta Rap, don't start and don't read!

Straight Outta Philly:

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

Straight outta Philly crazy motherfucker named Dieter
From the gang called GPO With Attitudes
When I'm called off I got a sawed off
Pedal the bike and bodies are hauled off
You too boy if ya fuck with me
Treefarm's gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Riders start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a wheel that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a cross race like Gunnar Shogren
Cannondale is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin riderz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Dieter is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Philly

Chorus
[City of Philly, City of Philly]

[Hebe] Yo Dieter

[Dieter again] Whassup?

[Hebe] Tell em where you from!

Straight outta Philly, another crazy ass crosser
More punks I drop, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass crossers don't show this
But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the racings, from jackin the crops
Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
Drop a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good hole shot, I go up in it
So if you're at a race in the front row
I'm a call you a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, ho, you're composed to
a crazy muthafucker from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
Dieter controls the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull a C'dale off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
D-I-E-T-E-R spells Dieter but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the motherfuckin villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a crosser like Dieter is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Philly...

Chorus

City of Philly, City of Philly

[Ferg] Dieter is his name and the boy is comin...

Straight outta Philly
is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see the motherfuckin Tree I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a punk pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a racer drivin
but don't know where the fuck he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Dieter
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
except when I unload, see I'll get over the hesitation
and hear the scream of the one who got second
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the bitch who got dropped? Fuck 'em!
You think I give a damn about a bitch? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the D, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
word to the motherfucker, straight outta Philly

Chorus:[City of Philly, City of Philly]

Ride on Dude!